But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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