dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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