i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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