This girl is more easily done than said...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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