Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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