Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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