have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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