So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
