My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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