Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
