is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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