NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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