my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I need a beard to bite.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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