if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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