i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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