another moral hangover. fuck.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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