he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
