What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I think we might need a safe word for this...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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