I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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