Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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