ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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