this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
sex in a hospital.. check
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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