Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i think im in europe. pls send help
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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