so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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