Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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