Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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