Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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