all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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