you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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