I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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