Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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