you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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