it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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