we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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