I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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