I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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