Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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