I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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