i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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