Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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