My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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