I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
God, I missed his penis.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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