I look better un-naked...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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