Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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