Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
