He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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