Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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