that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Less talking, more tequila
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wear drunk well.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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