I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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