Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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